WCHL SLAPSHOT #33 v 4
February 16, 2002
In Part 1...
1- ON THE GOAL LINE
2- NEWSROOM
Week 10 Review &Week 11 Preview
3- AROUND THE WHEEL
NHLPA helps WCHL; Props to the WCHL
Seals Shout-Outs; Hornets' Pride; Cobras: Change
4- POWER PLAYERS
Player of the Month
In Part 2...
5- FANDEMONIUM
Poll Response, Trivia & More!
6- MEET THE PLAYERS
Featuring: Jamie Porter
7- TRASH TALK
Hornet vs. Hornet

Welcome to an Olympic sized edition of the Slapshot
which is number 33. The current season has been zooming by us like a bobsled
competition. We are almost into the playoffs and it will only be March!
The defending champion Hornets have crumbled like an Olympic skier launched
across the snow hill. With the Hornets going winless, it gave every other
team early access to the playoffs. You're welcome everyone! It was all
part of our plan. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. The Hornets staged their
2001-02 Season debacle! Ha! We had you all fooled!!! If you thought that
was funny then check out the verbal face-off entitled Trash
Talk between the Hornets captains.
Honestly, this current season might have been
a Hornets' nightmare but the other teams deserve to be in the playoffs.
We are heading into the final 2 weeks of the season with all four teams
trying to decipher who they will face in the first playoff round. The
Hornets are looking to achieve their first season victory in our last
game and last week of the season against the Wolf Pack, gee no pressure!
The Playoffs are already looking to consist of good games and teams. I,
for one, am excited for this year's Wheeler's Cup Finals. For the champions
I've got a cup to give to the new champion as the captain of last's year
champions.
Inside this issue is the first-ever Slapshot
poll, when I asked everyone who they thought would be left standing for
the Finals. Check out the results in FANdemonium, yet another new column...
Meet the Players has finally returned to the Slapshot as guest columnist
Chris Lemieux profiles the quiet Jamie Porter. For this volume of Slapshot
issues, I'm experimenting with new columns and design stuff. So your input
is encouraged (please I need input). Also you can view any issue of Slapshot
now on the new and improved WCHL website plus my snazzy logo work for
every column. Jeez, I don't ask for much do I? The
Slapshot will provide you with playoffs coverage in the next issue.
So until next time, I'm on the goal line!
WCHL Slapshot Head Editor
Tom "Olympic Sized " Martin

WEEK 10 RECAP
by Tom Martin
COBRAS CLOBBERED
TEAM......1st...2nd...3rd....F
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Seals..........2.....0.....2.....4 *
Cobras.......1.....1.....1.....3
Rejuvenated and healthy the Cobras plan to turn
up the heat before the playoffs. Beating the Seals would give the Cobras
an opening move up in the standings. Meanwhile, the Seals were looking
for a possible 3 game undefeated streak. WCHL rookie Mo Gerhardt cranked
the Seals with an opening score for the Cobras giving them an early one-nothing
lead. Being that it was only the first period, the Seals smacked the Cobras
with 2 goals scored by Eric Cornell (from Matt Schwarck) and Zeljko "Z-Factor"
Sreckovic (with an assist from Cornell). It was a close first period and
it was only the beginning of the game. Down by a goal in the second period
the icon Mike Belanger (off a dandy pass from Brandon Lesner) launched
the game-tying goal. Think WCHL games are for wimps? Think again, 5 penalties
in this game so far! After a back and forth tennis-like hockey game the
game was tied 2 to 2. Punching through for the Seals' was Schwarck with
a double jabbing of two unassisted goals. Propelling their lead to 4 to
2, the Cobras never quit scoring yet with another goal from Mr. Belanger
(assisted by Lesner). The Seals rallied their defense to deliver a clobbering
blow to the Cobra
offense winning the game in this close duel.
Game Stars
3-SEA, M. Schwarck; 2-COB, M. Belanger; 1-SEA, E.
Cornell
THAT
WAS A HORNET? OUCH!
TEAM......1st...2nd...3rd....F
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W. Pack......2.....3.....2.....7 *
Hornets.......0.....1.....1.....2
The Hornets were clinging to hope to win at least
one game this season, well it didn't happen against the Wolf Pack this
week. The Hornets just struggled getting into the Wolf Pack's zone, every
time they were driven back into their own net. Marty Witberg scored 7
goals, which is a record for most goals against goalies. The Hornets did
get a couple goals and weren't shut out as they were by the Cobras in
Week 9. Jamie Porter scored an unassisted second period goal and the Sniper
Matt Resetar (assisted by Porter) scored a power play goal in the third
period. The Wolf Pack barely had to try it was too easy for them even
stopped
the Hornets with a 4 on 2 advantage. Nick Ireland was an assist monster
delivering 4 huge assists. Despite the overwhelming score and odds the
Hornets never gave up, every single one played hard, it just wasn't might
to be this game. The Hornets have one final game to win and it's against
the Wolf Pack in Week 12.... fill-in your own comment here... The Pack
squashed the blue bugs then used Raid it wasn't a pretty game for Hornets'
fans. The Wolf Pack issued a message to all the other remaining teams
LOOK OUT!
Game Stars
3-WFP, N. Ireland; 2-HOR, J. Porter; 1-WFP, M. Witberg
WEEK 11 GAME DAY
by Tom Martin
Week 11 could be a preview of Round One match-ups
as it is possible that any of these games could be playoff series. In
the WCHL playoff system the first place team faces the fourth place team;
meanwhile the second place team meets the third place team. The first
place Outlaws clash with the fourth place Cobras then the third place
Seals are forced to tackle the savage second place Wolf Pack. Oh yeah,
first place is still up for grabs.
- COBRAS (3-5) vs. OUTLAWS (6-1-1)
The Cobras last season game is against the current
first place Outlaws. What kind of statement would the make if they dethrone
the Outlaws? With an Outlaws loss and a Wolf Pack win the Outlaws would
be put in second place. The Cobras only play 9 games for the season by
the luck of draw. In the season the Outlaws have beat the Cobras twice
in two close bouts, now the Cobras would love some payback! The Outlaws
can crack the best WCHL record in history the Hornets of last season with
7-1-1.
As for the game itself, arguably the greatest
WCHL goalie ever sits in the Cobras' net will collide with the most powerful
offense in the league right. Gary Bartle is a key factor in the Cobras
winning this game. Also, Brandon Lesner and Mo Gerhardt are strong players
and extremely vicious passers, if they are not trying to score they are
setting up for a score. Mike Belanger needs to be an accurate shooter
to attack the Outlaws defensive depth. Jason Drapinski is becoming a great
all-around hockey player as he continues to impress everyone. Enough with
those upstart Cobras, let's talk Outlaws... Of course, you've got the
trio of tremendous power in Sheryl Stumbaugh, Jeff Bielecki, and James
Crawford. They can all score and pass often to each other. The Outlaws
have the most assists in the WCHL. None of them are afraid to tackle the
defensive side either. I mentioned the Outlaws defensive depth well that's
thanks to Dave Rosen and rookie Alex Jones. They provide a first strike
at any scoring attempt and will protect their goalie. Speaking of their
goalie Eric Miller, he usually doesn't face much, if any, pressure; unfortunately
for opponents he can take the pressure. Anthony Nowak has been a scorer,
blocker, and a playmaker he's shown his ability to score with his 8 goals!
Good luck to both teams!
- SEALS (4-3-1) vs. WOLF PACK (6-2)
The Seals are trying to climb up the standings
and can start to if they can beat the Pack and the Outlaws lose. Leaving
them to face the Outlaws in the final week of the season, it is the Seals'
greatest opportunity. The Wolf Pack dominated the Hornets in Week 10 giving
the Outlaws something to think about. If the Outlaws lose either, of their
final 2 games and the Pack win both they'll be sitting on top of the league.
Last time these two sparred it out was Week 6 with Pack pulling out a
5- 3 victory however, the Seals are looking to rise up in the standings.
This season's Seals are very impressive especially
with rookie sensation Eric Cornell and Zeljko Sreckovic. Frequently teams
overlook these two players, which is a deadly mistake as both are passers
and shooters capable of scoring many goals. Matt Schwarck is a definite
presence on the court and the teamwork maker on the Seals. Sneaky as ever
is Paul D'Angelo, he often finds himself behind the defense, often times
teams don't realize it until it is too late. In the goal, whether it is
Chris Lemieux or Ryan Kay it's a tough call because both are solid goaltenders.
It is quite an opportunity presented to the impressive Seals as they could
knock out the top two teams in their final 2 games. Starting the season
out undefeated until a Week 7 loss to the Outlaws, the Pack were on top
of the league without much difficulty. Offenses often stumble when facing
the Wolf Pack's staunch defense as they keep a low number of shots on
goal during a game. Nick Ireland and Joe Zenicki are the two stellar defenders
lets not forget their hotshot goalie Brian Ulewicz. With that combination
it's tough to crack but then factor in Marty Witberg, Chuck Mallard, and
Mary Stack providing even more defense not too mention some awesome scoring
attempts. Opponents are faced with four or five shots on goal in less
than a minute keeping goalies on constant pressure and little room for
mistakes.

Several things happen around the league with each passing
month, so let's take you around the wheel of the WCHL! Hey, do you know
of a newsworthy story in the WCHL? Please let us know and it'll be highlighted
here.
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NHLPA HELPS WCHL
The NHLPA [National Hockey League Player's Association],
as part of their
Goals and Dreams program, gave the WCHL $7,500 worth of playing equipment.
After I had long hard talks and applications to fill out, the NHLPA has
kindly agreed to donate over $7,500 worth of equipment to the WCHL. The
equipment includes a portable scoreboard/clock and boards, so the ball
no longer goes into the crowd. The boards are 5 feet long and weigh 7
lbs. The NHLPA are proud to be a sponsor of the WCHL and look forward
to coming and presenting us with our equipment in the near future. -
C. Lemieux
For more information on the equipment go to:
Boards:
www.borderpatrolrinks.com/b_portable_street.html
Clock:
www.scoretronics.com/scoreboards/portable_scoreboard_with_clock.htm
PROPS TO THE WCHL
Hey all! It's been a good season so far,
at least on the hockey floor. I think it's awesome that we all held together,
and are still hard at it on the hockey front. As many of you know, I'm
a student at Eastern Michigan University and a minor in Adapted Physical
Education. I just wanted to let you all know that a professor of mine,
Dr. Michael Paciorek, is very big on disabled sports. In fact, he has
written on the subject in books and such. In fact, he just completed a
new book and our league; the WCHL is listed in it! Isn't that cool?! In
addition, he gives extra credit to people in his Adapted Phys. Ed. class
for coming to our games and writing about what they saw. That's why we
have had some different faces in the crowd lately. Anyways, just wanted
to let you guys/gals all know these things as I think they are cool and
good to know. --M. Schwarck
SEALS SHOUT-OUT
I'd just like to say thank you to the Seals
for a great year this year. We may not have the best record in the league,
but I am having a blast of a time. Every game we play, I believe 100%
in our ability to win and we are having a great time in the process. You
are a great bunch of guys to play with, probably the best "team"
I have ever played on. Continue to play hard and believe in our ability
to win.
--C. Lemieux
COBRAS: CHANGE
Guess what? The Cobras are healthy and we
are ready to turn this season around. We have a full roster, which means
every player on the team can play his or her natural positions. Each player
can finally use their skills in the right situations instead of doing
things on the floor that they are not accustomed to. I made a promise
or a resolution that this team would turn it around. One week after I
guaranteed the Cobras would play better, we beat the Pack. They are a
great team. I also promised myself that I would quit playing with no emotion.
My body felt like crap since October. I made a promise to a friend that
I would become the Michael of old on the hockey floor and do everything
in my power along with our teammates to try winning the cup. I can honestly
say the best of #02, #05, #00, #21, #23, and #24 is yet to come which
translates into a better Cobras team. We will never forget our biggest
inspiration for the season our friend and teammate #14. We also would
like to dedicate the second half of the season to our pal and rival #97.
--M. Belanger
HORNETS PRIDE
Hey Hornets. I know this season didn't turn
out like we wanted. It's been a rough year. However, you all never gave
up. So, for that I'm very proud of you all. I'm glad you were all on my
squad this season. We might still make the playoffs but it's not looking
good. No matter what the outcome you should all be happy of your efforts
to be a great team. I can't promise we'll all be on a team together again.
Just remember we've made every opponent work their butts off to get their
wins. This by far has been the weirdest season I've been a part of. Despite
everything, you all still kept a good attitude. We are excellent hockey
players and we did everything right. So, we didn't have the best luck.
But be proud of the fact no one really wants to play us. That says a lot
to be afraid of a winless team. Personally, my victory this season was
we finally played together and we didn't take any negative stuff into
games. I only hope I didn't let you down by being your captain this season.
Just know I'm very proud of you, and remember to have a positive attitude
no matter what. I just sat and watched you all yesterday play from your
hearts. And pulling
off things you never thought you could do. No one can take away your skill
we had a rough season this year. It happens! Well I'm proud of each of
you--just wanted to tell you all. Respectfully, Your Captain --T.
Martin

WCHL PLAYER OF THE MONTH
* Sportsmanship
* Contributes to overall team
* Makes Big Plays
* Positive Game Attitude
The WCHL Player of the Month is an award that is given to any player who
demonstrates the above qualities best in that month. As chosen by 5 other
of his or her peers. The reason for this special award was that certain
players weren't getting recognized for their endless efforts. Congratulations
to all the players! Remember who is on the Committee is classified!
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- JANUARY ~ Kenny Haran
If the WCHL kept stats in the defense department,
Kenny Haran would be on
top or near the top in most categories. He has been a constant defensive
threat to many opponents but now he scores too. Kenny circled the rink
and plowed through defenders en route to scoring his first goal in three
years. Kenny is playing more awesome hockey this season than ever before
and now he's showing his true potential. He truly deserves this honor
of January's Player of the Month. He has the best spirit in the entire
league. Nothing beats his goal-scoring dance on the Hornets bench. One
of biggest highlights for the Hornets of this season was Kenny Haran's
hockey playing, almost like a renaissance for a hockey defensive artist.
Watch out for Kenny from now on!
1. "Kenny, for taking his game up
another notch and killing plays and
making them." --Kenneth Lay
2. "What else can I say? Kenny scored
for the first time in 3 years,
and did it in style too." --Kent Brockman
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